John’s childhood flashback turns into a nightmare as he watches and reviews the 2009 summer blockbuster G.I. Joe – The Rise of Cobra 
. Mike and John then rattle off their Bottom Five Joes during which Mike invents The Doubtfire Syndrome. They also play Matinee Deathmatch and wrap it all up with some Staff Picks.
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August 5th, 2010 on 9:07 pm
I have not seen “Dancer in the Dark,” and I never will. Lars VonTrier’s films make me despondent. There is just no other way to put it. I cried off and on for a week after watching “Breaking the Waves.” Everyone says “Dancer in the Dark” is even more bleak, so I am going to opt-out. I enjoyed being moved by films, but I don’t mind being crushed by them.
We watched “Escape from Sobibor” in my 7th grade History class. I have never, ever forgotten it. I remember Alan Arkin & Rutger Hauer both being amazing, and I was completely riveted by the story. Great pick, John, and a wonderful example of a film that moved me without crushing me!
August 5th, 2010 on 9:08 pm
Sorry, that should say, “I don’t like being crushed by them.”