Episode 7 – Texas Chainsaw Massacre – The Next Generation
This time around John reviews the Matthew McConaughey and Renée Zellweger masterpiece Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation
. The bottom five category is Before They Were Stars movies. Throw in some staff picks and a little Matinee Deathmatch and you’ve got another awesome episode.
Also this episode features music from Nick Phaneuf and Russ Graham. Check out a clip from their song Kiss Her at the end of the boys’ bottom five lists.

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April 12th, 2010 on 6:20 am
Damn! You guys are REALLY getting good at this point. You’re mutual give/take during “TCM:TNG” was so freaking ON. Great stuff! Highly listenable!
HUGE improvements from John in his delivery! Just great. You both sound very, very authoritative and insightful!
But… “Demolition Man?!??!??!” It’s so freaking awesome! Man! Wrong call on that, Cahms. Sorry b-yatch. Great, hilarious movie!
I totally thought of “Leprachan” as well… Indeed! This is like an “instantly thought of it” one.
We all know you loved, “Hocus Pocus”, Mike, but Sarah Jessica Paker was great in Ed Wood, dude. She wasn’t great in “L.A. Story,” but that’s a fantastic movie.
Kudos on the “Critters” franchise panning, but Mike nailed it: “Batman & Robin” is unbelievably horrible.
Seriously… Great show, guys!
April 12th, 2010 on 6:43 am
Glad you’re enjoying the show. Yeah Demolition Man is silly but come on, Bullock is not good in it. I knocked her for the performance not the movie necessarily, it was popcorn action for sure.
Mike definitely nailed it with Batman & Robin. Bat nipples should be the number one for every bottom 5 lists, even ones that don’t fit like bottom 5 movies about old people. Number 1, bat nipples.
April 13th, 2010 on 11:39 am
The song, Kiss Her, was also written by Russ Graham.
Great show guys, they keep getting better and better.
June 11th, 2010 on 7:14 pm
What? No mention of Johnny Depp in “Private Resort?”
Absolutely horrible movie.
June 13th, 2010 on 11:30 am
I’ve never seen it but man that poster is awful. Looks like a huge turd of a movie.