In this episode Mike begins an “escalating campaign” of awful against John by making him review the Jean-Claude Van Damme and Dennis Rodman classic Double Team
. This episode’s bottom five are in the category of Bad Athlete Performances on Film. Of course the guys also do their staff picks, play a little Matinee Deathmatch and shout out to the listeners. The episode ends with the guys announcing a bit of a curve ball for episode 5.

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April 10th, 2010 on 9:25 pm
Been busy so I haven’t been able to listen of late, so I’m about 4 shows behind. You, of course, had me (and Sheri) busting a gut at about 31 minutes in with the Spanish Fly commercial. It was both hilarious and vaguely flattering.
As for sports figures in terrible movies…
That “American Anthem” movie with Olympic “hunk” Mitch Gaylord (Worst. Name. Ever.) I swear I saw this in some horrible, chick-inspired double feature with “The Cutting Edge.” Gymnastics and Ice Skating in one sitting? It was like being shot, and then having maggots poured into your gaping bullet wound. The maggots, however, were definitely “American Anthem” because, thank Christ, at least “The Cutting Edge” had Terry O’Quinn in it and as we all know, he’s worth taking a bullet for.
Anyway, Amazon has it on their “Video On Demand” section if you’re feeling particularly evil.
April 12th, 2010 on 6:35 am
Oh man I haven’t seen American Anthem but it sounds like one to avoid at all cost HAHA!! I wish I had thought about The Cutting Edge. I did see that a long time ago. Perhaps I blocked it out like a horrible trauma.