In this episode John drops “The People’s Elbow” on Mike by making him watch and review Uwe Boll’s video game adaptation BloodRayne
. This episode’s bottom five are in the category of Movies Adapted from Video Games and of course the guys do their staff picks, play a little Matinee Deathmatch and in this episode read some feedback from the listeners. Finally, Mike reveals his revenge for BloodRayne with the film John will watch for next time.

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June 11th, 2010 on 5:06 pm
What John has forgotten is exactly WHY his friend wanted to go see “Wing Commander.” It was the first movie that had the trailer for Star Wars Episode 1. I remember well that my boyfriend at the time went to the midnight (first) showing of “Wing Commander” and then walked out after the previews.
John, dude. It’s “In the Name of the King: A DUNGEON Siege Tale.” Yeah, it’s fucking awful, but mercifully dragon-free. Ray Liotta, though? Genius.
June 13th, 2010 on 10:19 am
That’s right! I totally forgot about the Episode 1 trailer. So much hope, so much disappointment.
Yeah I botched the title but maybe dragons would have made it better. Though dragons are about 50/50 in movies. Maybe less. Love Ray Liotta but fuck that movie.